zourrifying: reason to not become an adult you can’t use the ‘my mum said i can’t go’ excuse to blow someone off
breadmaakesyoufat: dontyoulovemebaby: breadmaakesyoufat: GUYS ITS 2:AM AND I FORGOT WHAT OATMEAL MEANT AND I THOUGHT IT WAS AN EMOTION AND I SAID OUTLOUD “IM FEELING VERY OATMEAL” BUT IT DIDN’T MAKE SENSE, SO I LOOKED UP OATMEAL, BUT I SPENT 20 MINUETS CONTEMPLATING IF IT ACTUALLY WAS AN EMOTION AND IF GOOGLE WAS LYING this text post is so oatmeal i hate you
uraiah: uraiah: i got a lamb today and i named it meryl sheep wait til I tell meryl sheep she got 7 notes
goddammitfenton: if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
biao-zi: Some tumblr users in the wolf tag are probably looking for some quality wolf pictures in nature, yet all they see is grown Korean men crawling on the ground in a dimly lit room.
jesussbabymomma: DOES ANYONE ELSE MAKE SCENARIOS IN THEIR HEAD OF THEM DATING SOMEONE AND HAVING THE PERFECT RELATIONSHIP AND DOING CUTE COUPLE THINGS WITH THAT PERSON BECAUSE ME 24/7
wildfurret: generalteddie: wildfurret: アイスバーグレタス you only live once somebody’s lying and it’s not me
jimdoesntcarrey: salacl: jimdoesntcarrey: lucille-is-a-vampire-bat: does any1 remember the replacements i do what happened to this show!!!??? it was… replaced
Jaehyo [tweet]: If you don't want to make regrets, move while you want to do it and while you still can.
Zico [replied]: Then why are you on my bed for half the day, without moving an inch?
Jaehyo: Your bed is at the center of our dorm's wi-fi zone.
iammakingperfectsense: hazzasgotalittlelou: directioner-danosaur: insidemymmind: Okay, so in Science class yesterday we were talking about sleep cycles and melatonin and my science teacher said, “if you’re trying to sleep, avoid one colour. Blue. Your melatonin levels decrease when looking at the colour blue because it’s the colour of the sky.” GUYS, I KNOW WHY NONE OF US SLEEP. TUMBLR IS...
"Use 2 words to describe EXO's wolf teaser"
-annoying: one time i explained post limit to my mom and she says “is that why you get off the computer sometimes”
homleschapel: summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell