Yes, these actually exist.
And they actually sold for $5.39 on Otaku Mode. Tough luck though if you wanted one as they are currently sold out.
(images via Otaku Mode)
10 things I hate about you | A story of every Closet Blinger’s worst nightmare.
No.1 (ﾒ｀ﾛ´)/ Your dumb muscles
No.2 ヽ(｀⌒´ )ノ Your dumb face
No.3 The jawline ಥ_ಥ
No.4 The voice that makes me emotionally unstable (╥_╥)
No.5 The stupid things you say -_____________-
No.6 That tongue *~*
No.7 Your general state of being
No.9 When you try to be sexy >….>
and succeed without warning.
No.10 Your natural cuteness we’ve come to love so much.
Thanks for ruining my life. I love you, you hideous nipple ♡
I love you